Hat Wearing Man to donate entire business savings into spreading Awareness for Bald, Hatless Folks
Badlands, New Mexico - Day before April 2, 2013 - Upon a life changing visit during a business visit to Ireland, Mann Co CEO Saxton Hale returned a changed Mann and has announced ig news for all surbordinate companies of Mann Co, including Hat Wearing Man.
"It has come to the attention of Mann Co that the Poor and Irish Hatless folk have gone hatless for too long. As of today, Mann Co will take action against Hat Poverty and we are counting on you to help us out,” said Mann Co Represenative Bidwell. As of today, the day before April 2nd, Hat Wearing Man will no longer be in production. The entirety of all profits obtained from Hat Wearing Man will be donated to getting a Ghastly Gibus on every head we can, and also into Hat Poverty Awareness, where Mann Co will take ambitious initiatives to prevent bigotry against the poor and irish.
"Please, think of the poor Irish folk dying from hypothermia or cancer due to lack of protection from cosmetic headgear" a tearful Bidwell plead. A montage was then played on stage, set to Sarah Mclachlan’s “Eye of An Angel.”
As of today, Saxton Hale vows that Mann Co will celebrate Hat Poverty Awareness and cease sales of Mann Co Headgear and Hat Wearing Man publications. Instead, new publications will be distributed to former subscribers which point out the bigotry against those too poor and irish to own a hat.
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About Hat Wearing Man:
The Former Official Source for anything and everything related to the Hat Wearing Man! As of The Day Before April 2nd, Mann Co will dedicate efforts into publishing materials to prevent discrimination against hatless and proceeds will be sent into creating Ghastly Gibuses en masse for all of MANNkind.